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so there's this game made by *JohnSu called "bone sweepers," where basically you choose from one of three characters and run around a castle with brooms, trying to sweep piles of bones into circles around ghosts to destroy them. it’s a SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME game and is CRAZY FUN!!!

you can play one- or two-player mode, so i was playing with my little sister. my little sis pwns at it. i suck. basically all our games involved her building the circles while i got gang-raped by the goddamn chicken-duck-haystack things that appear on level… 7 i think. and then we’d yell at each other and at the screen and the keyboard a lot, because everyone in my family plays computer games quite vocally. there were 2 other types of ghosties too; the easy-to-fool blue ones ((I dub them ‘shyguys’)) and the slightly-harder-but-still-fairly-easy-to-trap orange cat-fox things ((I called them ‘naruto’ or kyuubi. or dobe. i kept changing my mind))

but we discovered a few interesting things, like how if you keep the controls on default then if i hit my ‘gather’ (Ctrl) when she hit her ‘up’ (w) then the internet would close >< or when she’d gather and move down at the same time, the only motion i could do was moving up O_o

here. game. go play. watch out for chicken haystacks. [link] ((you have to click the ‘download’ button for the full game. But the minesweeper thingie is fun too I’m a wiz at minesweeper! I could play for days! Once you see my sweet moves yer gunna stay amazed my fingers movin so fast it’s like a something something blaze… ))

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drawn in ms paint with a mouse, took about 2.5 hours, thank you very much. original characters (c) *JohnSu